Scotch. Soda Pop.

Loving American Horror Story: Hotel. Kathy Bates ("I gotta go feed that thing in Room 33"), Liz Taylor ("Skinny jeans are out. Fringe is in. Ponchos are forever".), cute guys making out, clever use of frosted pale eye-shadow/Vaseline/something? under Sally's eyes to always look as if she's been crying, the song choices for the soundtrack, Miss Evers and her laundry fetish, March sounding like Kids in the Hall Dave Foley (for me, makes him even more fun to watch), a likable plucky kid (Scarlett's earned a seat in the Mystery Machine), the gorgeous visuals,...tip of the iceberg, here. I could go on and on.

Of course, it's not everybody's cup of tea, and that's ok. Don't really have an issue with 99.9% of the complaints. The 1%, though is royally ticking me off because it's about episode length. So far, they've been over an hour, and a few are griping "It's too long". Talk about STUPID! In this day and age, don't have to watch something right then and there. You got several options for viewing whenever it's convenient. Also have the means to look up a run time well before the air date. Lastly, NOBODY is forcing you to watch the damn thing!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go feed that thing in Room 33.