Jan Valentine - "HELP, he's been canon-raped into a Stu!!!"

For hellsing_sues

Yes, sad but true - an existing Hellsing character has gotten the WORST possible thing done to them. Not content with creating a Sue/Stu and or OOCing this writer has to jump right into poor Jan and turn him into this almost unrecognizible creature. Somebody call an exorcist!!!

After reading this sorry mess, I wanted to take a shower (using Comet).


Story Or Series Title: You're Beautiful When You're Mad
Fandom: Hellsing
Culprit Author's Name: Trai Maxwell (wants people to review BUT only wants 100% positive reviews - ask mercurydeath about that - LOL!!!)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Jan Valentine
Full Species(es): vampire
Hair Color (include adjectives): Writer doesn't mention it or his trademark hat.
Eye Color (include adjectives): empty yellow eyes
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Writer makes no mention.
Special Possessions (if any): No

Annoying Origin: Writer has some sick fantasy and is making Hellsing characters play it out in public for all of us to see.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a Hellsing character (about to rape another Hellsing character) being misused by the writer.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can turn everyone around him into wimps, deadmeat and or sextoys. Makes other Hellsing characters go totally OOC (Luke - doormat, Seras - helpless idiot)
Other Annoying Traits: Major attitude, major jadediness, total lack of feelings for others, insulting, murderous, rape-happy, sadistic, and no sense of smell.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Oh boy, there is so much to choose from and the story is currently only one chapter!!!

Well, here's a nasty bit for you - Rapist Jan and victim Policegirl -

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Jan Valentine - "HELP, he's been canon-raped into a Stu!!!"

For hellsing_sues

Yes, sad but true - an existing Hellsing character has gotten the WORST possible thing done to them. Not content with creating a Sue/Stu and or OOCing this writer has to jump right into poor Jan and turn him into this almost unrecognizible creature. Somebody call an exorcist!!!

After reading this sorry mess, I wanted to take a shower (using Comet).


Story Or Series Title: You're Beautiful When You're Mad
Fandom: Hellsing
Culprit Author's Name: Trai Maxwell (wants people to review BUT only wants 100% positive reviews - ask mercurydeath about that - LOL!!!)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Jan Valentine
Full Species(es): vampire
Hair Color (include adjectives): Writer doesn't mention it or his trademark hat.
Eye Color (include adjectives): empty yellow eyes
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Writer makes no mention.
Special Possessions (if any): No

Annoying Origin: Writer has some sick fantasy and is making Hellsing characters play it out in public for all of us to see.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a Hellsing character (about to rape another Hellsing character) being misused by the writer.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can turn everyone around him into wimps, deadmeat and or sextoys. Makes other Hellsing characters go totally OOC (Luke - doormat, Seras - helpless idiot)
Other Annoying Traits: Major attitude, major jadediness, total lack of feelings for others, insulting, murderous, rape-happy, sadistic, and no sense of smell.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Oh boy, there is so much to choose from and the story is currently only one chapter!!!

Well, here's a nasty bit for you - Rapist Jan and victim Policegirl -

( Read more... )