July 4th is my birthday

1) Will be turning 38 which in dog's years means I'm not just dead but turned to dust - LOL!!!

2) Also chalking up another year as a "non-sexually active spinster" - LOL!!!


If anyone would like to show their sympathy at my sorry plight (LOL!!!) you can get me one or more of the following -

1)Yan Valentine

2)Luke Valentine

3)Spectra Soldier (only one because anymore than that will attract G-Force resulting in my house being mistaken for a Alien Invader Base and getting blown-up)

Don't care if it's good/bad fanart and or fanfic and or if it's G to NC17 rated, yaoi, etc.,. Of course be GREAT if he/they was/were the real thing (as in captured alive, being tied-up and gagged, put into a large packing crate with air-holes then express-delivered overnight to my doorstep) anyone who is able to do that let me know and I'll help pay for the shipping/insurance cost:p

July 4th is my birthday

1) Will be turning 38 which in dog's years means I'm not just dead but turned to dust - LOL!!!

2) Also chalking up another year as a "non-sexually active spinster" - LOL!!!


If anyone would like to show their sympathy at my sorry plight (LOL!!!) you can get me one or more of the following -

1)Yan Valentine

2)Luke Valentine

3)Spectra Soldier (only one because anymore than that will attract G-Force resulting in my house being mistaken for a Alien Invader Base and getting blown-up)

Don't care if it's good/bad fanart and or fanfic and or if it's G to NC17 rated, yaoi, etc.,. Of course be GREAT if he/they was/were the real thing (as in captured alive, being tied-up and gagged, put into a large packing crate with air-holes then express-delivered overnight to my doorstep) anyone who is able to do that let me know and I'll help pay for the shipping/insurance cost:p