sensooXmr_mitts
May. 24th, 2004 10:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zimon66Once upon a time there was these two Hellsing fans who one day met on LJ and fell MADLY IN LOVE!!!
They would spend many an hour lovingly cooing via comments to each other.
Oh they were so happy in that sickening Disney kind of way which makes everyone around them retch.
Ah, but sorrow came a-calling one day in the form of a nasty computer virus called "ex.scape_rhin0cer0s" which taking advantage of their brainless states brought about by that sickening Disney kind of happiness that not only makes everyone around them retch but also puts the lovers into a place far far away from Reality so as not to be bothered to update virus scans at all period (because that would take percious time away from lovingly cooing via comments to each other).
So, the rampant virus ate both lover's systems - leaving nothing but hollow shells of both computers and hearts.
The moral of the story is - keep your damn scans updated, love sucks, and Zimon shouldn't attempt to write funny pairing stories even in jest - LOL!!!
They would spend many an hour lovingly cooing via comments to each other.
Oh they were so happy in that sickening Disney kind of way which makes everyone around them retch.
Ah, but sorrow came a-calling one day in the form of a nasty computer virus called "ex.scape_rhin0cer0s" which taking advantage of their brainless states brought about by that sickening Disney kind of happiness that not only makes everyone around them retch but also puts the lovers into a place far far away from Reality so as not to be bothered to update virus scans at all period (because that would take percious time away from lovingly cooing via comments to each other).
So, the rampant virus ate both lover's systems - leaving nothing but hollow shells of both computers and hearts.
The moral of the story is - keep your damn scans updated, love sucks, and Zimon shouldn't attempt to write funny pairing stories even in jest - LOL!!!
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Date: May. 25th, 2004 12:30 am (UTC)::thumbs up::
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Date: May. 25th, 2004 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: May. 28th, 2004 03:01 am (UTC)Jan for you ;)
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Date: May. 28th, 2004 09:56 pm (UTC)Oh and I am so CROSS at that mr-no-show-mitts. Go to all that trouble to zing the guy, sitting here expecting the verbal retorts/bombings to hit and the waiting is going on 4 days now!!! (LOL!!!)
Maybe I should write a sequal to help pass the time awaiting his online return (hehehe).
On a different note - what exactly is "fan wank"? I see the phrase bandied about everywhere but the only definition I could find in a search is this - http://www.pipeline.com/~jeriwho1/2003_11_16_archive.html - which doesn't explain it enough to my liking.
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Date: Jun. 1st, 2004 07:58 am (UTC)And also... I hate you.
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Date: Jun. 2nd, 2004 12:08 am (UTC)Ad-Aware isn't all that great, this is the best - http://spybot.safer-networking.de/
I don't cotton much to you either - LOL!!!