July 4th is my birthday

[zimon66]

1) Will be turning 38 which in dog's years means I'm not just dead but turned to dust - LOL!!!

2) Also chalking up another year as a "non-sexually active spinster" - LOL!!!


If anyone would like to show their sympathy at my sorry plight (LOL!!!) you can get me one or more of the following -

1)Yan Valentine

2)Luke Valentine

3)Spectra Soldier (only one because anymore than that will attract G-Force resulting in my house being mistaken for a Alien Invader Base and getting blown-up)

Don't care if it's good/bad fanart and or fanfic and or if it's G to NC17 rated, yaoi, etc.,. Of course be GREAT if he/they was/were the real thing (as in captured alive, being tied-up and gagged, put into a large packing crate with air-holes then express-delivered overnight to my doorstep) anyone who is able to do that let me know and I'll help pay for the shipping/insurance cost:p

Comments

[danceswithelvis.livejournal.com]

Should I send strippers?

[mr-mitts.livejournal.com]

Let's just not give you a present and say we did.

[nightandfire.livejournal.com]

Holy shit 38? You look 18 *L* And I am not kidding.
I keep forgetting your older then I am (turning 30 soon).

I will see what I can do about getting Yan :)
It's going to be one hell of a fight getting him in a box *L*

And Spectra soldiers rock. I wonder if there is any good G-Force fan fiction out there?

[of-salfarro.livejournal.com]

Hey my mom's b-day is July 5th, and she's turning 38 or 39 herself.. ;)

(I know you just were really really itching to hear that!)

[zimon66]

http://www.gatchfanfic.com/index.html

Has both "Gatchaman" and "BotP" fanfic. I prefer BotP, but it's not much of a stretch to make the mental switch to the original character names&personalities when reading the Gatch fics.

[zimon66]

*groans* At least half the people in hellsing probably have a Mom my age.

[zimon66]

So not sending me any nude photos of yourself? (GOOD!!! - LOL!!!)

[zimon66]

*picturing Yan in Chippendales outfit*

[lyakane.livejournal.com]

Oh, do come off it - 38 is a very fine, very sensible age, really, and you don't show it either, and that's always a plus. *big smile*

[zimon66]

LOL!!! I do look on the brightside, glad I'm not a 38 year old male because that would probably unnerve the people who are 15-20 years younger than me.

And I would get strange responses for loving the Valentine Brothers.......oh wait a minute, I do get strange responses on that, LOL!!!