The Sues, how they infest.........

[zimon66]

First off, the Valentine Brothers SueFic I pitched a royal fit about few entries ago was for a second time pulled from public view by the Sueauthor.

Why? Because she only wants 100% mindless positive praise for her sorry work and didn't (for a second time) get any.

Damn proud being the leading force in rallying the troops and making that Sue go bye-bye - hehehe.

Anyway, happen to enjoy looking at marysues (and am seriously considering joining to spork Hellsing Sues).

It is SHOCKING sometimes what get's Sued - here is a list in no partiuclar order of what made my jaw drop.

1)Everybody Loves Raymond - Cannon Sue, daughter Ally is now 13 with LOTS of problems one of which is a eating disorder.

2)The Magic School Bus - Even PBS programing isn't safe from Sues.

3)Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Poor Wilt get's a Sue who looks exactly like him then the Sueauthor lanches into a description of the Sue that looks little if anything like him.

4)Fairly Oddparents - Not one but TWO Sueauthors who have this highly questionable fixation on Mr. Crocker.

5)The Marx Brothers - Harpo is the victim. There's some weird jazz about this mermaid-like Sue and magic. He saves her or something, falls in love.

6)Garfield - WHY???!!! He already has a girlfriend cat!!!

7)Willy Wonka - Sueauthor is HOT for Gene Wilder.

8)Josef Mengele - Yes, the real-life Nazi doctor is loved *gack*


And for today's date 1/24/05 -

9)Rocky Horror Picture Show - Isn't that nice Eddie had a little sister *snort*

10)Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The boys get saddled with a Amazon:(


Here's a lovely little piece of art that reminds me quite a bit of a Hellsing ficlit wtfsad wrote for bloody_shorts involving a Sue - DBZ: Incoming...

Comments

[dreadnot.livejournal.com]

Let me guess, Eddie's sister is actually hawt. Bleh.

[zimon66]

I dunno, just glance throught it but she supposedly is VERY angsty.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Gene Wilder? Just wait until the Johnny Depp version comes out, we'll have Sues and other things I don't want to think about.

I've been off MarySues because I just have too much on my friends list but I can't imagine anything unSueable after being on there for a while. I found for myself: Cyberchase, the Crucible, and the Patridge Family. Oh, and Danger Mouse. People also posted Hogan's Heroes, Grease 2 (who even saw that?), Watership Down... It boggles the mind.

And the Mengele Sue is notorious ><

But I may have to take a look to see the Magic School Bus. That's a new one on me.

[mildsevens.livejournal.com]

HAHA, that's funny- even though I didn't write the Mary Sue (OMFG NO.) I am totally hot for Gene Wilder. BUT WHAT ME AND MR. WILDER DO STAYS OFF THE INTERNET.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Oh I'd do Gene Wilder too. Totally. And then I'd sing "Sweet Mystery of Life. But yeah, not on the net.

[cpt-kraut.livejournal.com]

"Garfield - WHY???!!! He already has a girlfriend cat!!!"

Don´t be too sure, I once read a strip where he mistook a guy for a girl. Damn androgynous cats.

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The boys get saddled with an Amazon:("

LOL, first I thought it was the car-type! XP

Let me guess, she falls for Sir Galahad, The Pure, since he´s so timid´n´stuff. -___-

[sensoo.livejournal.com]

...I think this is enough evidence to indicate that yes, the human race does deserve to be annihilated.

Ta ta.

[bo0do0.livejournal.com]

2)The Magic School Bus - Even PBS programing isn't safe from Sues.

6)Garfield - WHY???!!! He already has a girlfriend cat!!!

7)Willy Wonka - Sueauthor is HOT for Gene Wilder.

That made me laugh...Garfield? Gene Wilder? Magic Phackin' Schoolbus? Get lives people! x_X

I'm wearing my Willy Wonka shirt with Mr. Depp on it D:! I'm pathetic.

[mercurychaos]

I read the Magic School Bus one, just to see how bad it actually was. She turned Phoebe into a sad little emo kid. >:(