March is Mary Sue month?

[zimon66]

At least that's how it's been looking to me - reading the summaries for the March entries for Hellsing in ff.net, cripes crawling with Sues.

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[vroom.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'd looked at it earlier this month and the Mary Sues took up about 70% of the front page.

[zimon66]

Must be Spring in the air causing them to reproduce - LOL!!!

Seriously, Sues have come in cycles in the past but this one is really large. Maybe the lull in new Hellsing manga installments and the second OVA getting bumped back is putting a damper on creativity.

[bk-comics.livejournal.com]

The OVA's first episode is still making waves with the community, and all the fangirls are probably among the last of the 'l337' to get their hands on it...ergo, they're all like "OMFG STORY!"-mode at the same time.

But then...you did say it was ff.net...that place is Mary Sue Grand Central Station IMO =P

[zimon66]

Media Miner is worse, it's were people go after violating ff.net's TOS or got alot of negative reviews.


If Alucard hadn't been sitting on Seras's bed with that wicked grin on his mug when she lifted up her shirt....IT'S ALL THAT SEXY VAMPIRIC BASTARD'S FAULT - LOL!!!

[revanchists.livejournal.com]

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!

[zimon66]

Wish I could dump them all onto the Love Boat and send them out to sea (perferably into the Bermuda Triangle)

[owl-in-shower.livejournal.com]

HAY GAIZ, DO U LYK MY NUU FIC??/


It was a beautifyl spring afternoon @ the Hellsing mansion, sir helsing was sitting at her desk, smoking a cigar. Just then a neko came thro the door. it was so kawaii that integra decided 2 keep it. she peted it aaaall day and fed it. walter 2 thot it was kawaii so he didnt mind the new frend. BUT OH NOES! Celas (not Seras! THAT SPELING IS RONG) got jelus!!!1 so Celas chalengd Neko-chan (thats the neko's name. im so original and kawaii ^_^_^_^) 2 a fite 2 the death :OO!!!

it took plaec at the towe rof englanfd wher incogneto trapd integra b4 and almost killed alcurd!!! Celas and Neko-chan decided 2 fite. it was lyk totali awsum. Celas puncghed neko-chan and neko-chan bit celas and blood went everywher. but then neko-chan did her speshul mov!!!! SHE TURND INTO A CATGIRL!!!! it was so kawaii ^_^ and then she kild celas. integra didnt car coz she lovd neko-chan more and now that she was a catgirl she lyks her even mor now. Alcurd then cam out of nowher and said, "u got guts kid, i lyk u." then Neko-chan went like "BLUESH!!!1" and then said, "I LYK U 2" and then they kisd under the moonlite and every1 was happpy ^_^


the end.

[zimon66]

I plan on doing a post in undead_friends of Paris Hilton coming to visit (because she's going to be Mother Teresa in a movie) and wants to get 'pointers' from the religious people in the house. Poor Luke get's saddled with having to 'babysit' her:(

The girl is a real life Sue but that doesn't mean anybody is going to fall under her Sue Spell

Actually.......

[dracschick.livejournal.com]

I've been doing more writing than reading lately. But I did get to write one story for Hellsing at ff.net this month:)