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zimon66Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab have created "Mythos Perfumes". I'm busting up over it because what the hell has ever smelt pretty in any Lovecraft story?
This is what they got for Shoggoth (big ugly blob monster): white amber, green coconut meat, iris, palmarosa, Chinese peony, lime, water lily, snowdrop, muguet, lemongrass, osmanthus, wisteria, glassy musk, and hinoki..
Chocolate and peanut butter, oil and vinegar, coconuts and shoggoths...ok.
Not all the perfume oils are goofy and they all probably smell wonderful, but do you really want to tell people you're wearing The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young?
This is what they got for Shoggoth (big ugly blob monster): white amber, green coconut meat, iris, palmarosa, Chinese peony, lime, water lily, snowdrop, muguet, lemongrass, osmanthus, wisteria, glassy musk, and hinoki..
Chocolate and peanut butter, oil and vinegar, coconuts and shoggoths...ok.
Not all the perfume oils are goofy and they all probably smell wonderful, but do you really want to tell people you're wearing The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young?
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Date: Sep. 28th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)Until they mix in sewage and rotting corpses, though, I call bullshit.
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Date: Sep. 28th, 2009 04:18 am (UTC)Affecting my best Nawlins accent:
Date: Sep. 28th, 2009 04:23 am (UTC)