zimon66: (Yan Valentine ("Hellsing"))
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Someone over in [livejournal.com profile] hellsing asked for "wacky ideas for Hellsing fanart" - I suggested Yan Valentine ironing his uniform and bitching about it - it was either that or

1)playing video games (not wacky unless he broke the player which I can't see him doing because it'd be a "very important source of instant entertainment" for him).

2)making a sandwich - this would be stupid since I think the type of vamp he (manmade with a chip) is isn't one able to eat food - so making a mess in the kitchen while throwing a dagwood together is not a good idea. Throwing a pie at somebody however.......hhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.

3)fixing a car - nope, he would crash a car.

4)fixing a toaster - nope he would break one, but what the hell would he be doing working a toaster anyway since he can't eat toast, and why fix it? Throwing a toaster at somebody however.........yeah he would probably do that.