"Shoujoitis"
Oct. 11th, 2004 01:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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bloody_shorts
It was that time of year when Alucard's "condition" would come full force to the surface.
Integra was counting thru the forms that had been turned in within the last 24 hours of Alucard's latest flare-up.
One from Walter, two from both Valentines, Incognito, various soldiers - the grand total for this year was 100.
Loud commotion outside caused her to stop shuffling thru the forms and glance out the window behind her desk that overlooked one of the rose gardens.
A terrified Pip was running at top speed thru the flowered bushes, close behind him was a black unicorn. It was casually bouncing along in the same manner as the infamous cartoon skunk, all six pairs of it's red eyes lustful, and it was holding a red rose inbetween it's sexily sneered grin.
Turning from the scene, looking back at the forms, Integra sighed and said -
"101 restraining orders."
bloody_shortsIt was that time of year when Alucard's "condition" would come full force to the surface.
Integra was counting thru the forms that had been turned in within the last 24 hours of Alucard's latest flare-up.
One from Walter, two from both Valentines, Incognito, various soldiers - the grand total for this year was 100.
Loud commotion outside caused her to stop shuffling thru the forms and glance out the window behind her desk that overlooked one of the rose gardens.
A terrified Pip was running at top speed thru the flowered bushes, close behind him was a black unicorn. It was casually bouncing along in the same manner as the infamous cartoon skunk, all six pairs of it's red eyes lustful, and it was holding a red rose inbetween it's sexily sneered grin.
Turning from the scene, looking back at the forms, Integra sighed and said -
"101 restraining orders."
