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Got my car registered on Friday. The actual process took under 10 minutes. Waiting time, however, was 5 hours - seriously. Thank the gods there's an onsite cafe I could grab something to eat. Thank the gods again I discovered early on that no sound penetrates into the bathroom; would never have heard my number called when they finally got around to it later.

When I got home, sister called. Told her "FIVE FUCKING HOURS IN THE DMV!!!" She find this strangely hilarious.

I'm all "What the hell? Not that funny."

She responds with "IT'S THE FUCKING MAILMAN!!!"

Now it makes sense. My favorite John Waters movie is Pink Flamingos. My favorite line from PF is "IT'S THE FUCKING MAILMAN!!!" (I put a little more oomph into it than Cotton does). Totally unaware, I had attenuated the DMV rant exactly like the Mailman line.

At least I got a real license plate and a laugh out the miserable experience.

Date: Feb. 24th, 2015 11:17 am (UTC)
meathiel: (Default)
From: [personal profile] meathiel
5 hours??? Crazy ...

Date: Feb. 24th, 2015 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lab-jazz.livejournal.com
FIVE FUCKING HOURS IN THE DMV!!!

That's absolutely insane.

Is there a device on the wall that lets you know what number they are up to so you can tell how far back in the queue that you are? At least that would give you some idea of the wait times.

At times I have had to wait for service at Government Departments but never that long

Date: Feb. 24th, 2015 12:57 pm (UTC)
siduri1959: (Default)
From: [personal profile] siduri1959
I hate the DMV, it is utterly ridiculous.

Date: Feb. 24th, 2015 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com
Five hours in the DMV, holy shit :/ That's torture!

Date: Feb. 25th, 2015 12:30 am (UTC)
ext_341900: (headdesk)
From: [identity profile] senoritafish.livejournal.com
Yikes - doesn't Nevada have an appointment system?

(says someone who often forgets to make appointments)

Date: Feb. 26th, 2015 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icubud.livejournal.com
5 hours!! That is ridiculous!!
Glad that is done for you.
Geesh

Date: Feb. 26th, 2015 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dfordoom.livejournal.com
Five hours? Last time I registered my car I had to wait five minutes and the process itself took 30 seconds. Move to Australia!