zimon66: (Yan cussing - by filmlife)
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Thanx to falling asleep with my head on a funny angle last night, I spent most of the day in bed suffering a earache.

It's not unsual for me while in this sorry state to think of erotica (vain attempt to feel better), the following just popped into my mind and it's not a pairing I care much for (go figure) but it was too damn sexy not to write down (LOL!!!).


Rated NC-17 Integra/Yan Valentine (who can with a little imagination can be mentally replaced with your favorite Hellsing male character). Setting is AU of course, since I need Integra to be found alone and Yan to be in full working order - LOL!!!.


"Office Tactics"


Sending the ghouls off on their own, a machine-gun armed Yan headed alone for Integra's office.

Kicked the door open to find her sitting not behind but in front of the desk and aiming a gun right at his heart.

"The bullets are mercury igniton rounds, I'm a quick crack-shot, now close the door and lock it!"

Those last words got him curious enough to toss his firearm aside and do what she said.

"Walk towards me."

When he came within five feet she ordered him to undress and to stand still until told otherwise.

Integra, still armed, got up and walked up to Yan. The gun's muzzle teased at vampire's pierced nipples before it traveled down his chest then coursed up and down his hardening length. The barrel was throughly coated with pre-cum when she brought it up to his mouth, "Lick it clean."

He did, even going so far as to work the tip of his too-long-for-a-human tongue into it.

Satisfied with the job, she turned and walked slowly back to the desk, offering a golden opportunity to get jumped, but Yan didn't act on it.

Heart beating a million miles an hour, nerves screaming, excruciating pain from physical unfullfillment, fangs biting down on the pierced lower lip, yellow-gold eyes silently pleading while she took the time to light a cigar and languidly stare at him through the smoke for a few minutes that felt like Eternity.

Taking her seat, Integra smiled and finally said the dying-to-hear words, "Drop to your knees and masturbate for me Freak!"

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mildsevens.livejournal.com
*claps*

Well, I'm impressed. Short but sweet and to the point. By george, I think I like it =D

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mildsevens.livejournal.com
Now that is dedication! >D

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosehiptea.livejournal.com
Somehow I don't think anyone could mentally replace Yan here. (And I'm not even thinking about my fav... nevermind).

I like this though, it's cool and nasty. You thinking to post it to ? You can be the second NC-17 writer there besides me with my Yan x Integra?

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosehiptea.livejournal.com
That was meant to say [livejournal.com profile] bloody_shorts but you probably know that.

I'm a moron, ignore me.

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosehiptea.livejournal.com
Oh, hey, it's just like I say in the user info: LJ-cut and give the rating, genre, any special warnings... It's Hellsing, so I didn't feel right to insist on no adult stuff, though like I said no one else put up an actual NC-17 but me.

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] q-slash.livejournal.com
Hey! I wrote one in the "Can't alway get what you want" challange...
*Wins*

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosehiptea.livejournal.com
Hey wait, they were ALL Yan x Integra. That's scary, somehow.

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] q-slash.livejournal.com
What...everything I wrote?
No...I wrote Rip/Alucard, and Integral in Silent Hill, then some Yan/Luke stuff. I can't help that I focus on my favorite char^^;

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosehiptea.livejournal.com
No, no, I meant all three of the NC-17 fics by you, me, and [livejournal.com profile] zimon66 at [livejournal.com profile] bloody_shorts were all Yan x Integra.

But you can write as many Yan fanfics as you want!

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] q-slash.livejournal.com
Ohh..
And YAY! Permission from the Guru!

Date: Dec. 5th, 2004 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensoo.livejournal.com
...

That's something you don't expect right after awakening...

Date: Dec. 6th, 2004 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensoo.livejournal.com
Nah...coicidently...I just woke up 2 minutes ago and...

It's too early for that kind of thing.