Oh the horror of Hellsing OCCness and Canon rape

[zimon66]

Well, due to being so bloody tired I was offline for 3 days.

I did NOTHING!!! No cleaning the house, no scanning doujinshis (shut-up cpt_kraut - LOL!!!), no writing-up Valentine Brothers background for bo0do0 for us to work-off of in rpg_hellsing (I'm so SORRY about that. Promise I WILL work on it this week and have it ready sometime this weekend.)

Just spent 3 hours playing catch-up with everybody's entries. Didn't comment on everybody's but I did read them all - so be grateful DAMMIT!!! (LOL!!!).

Now on to the topic of my subject title - imagine my joy at seeing a NEW Valentine Brother fanfic over on ff.net.

Pity it turned to disgust, horror and wanting to take a shower after reading - "You're Beautiful When You're Mad"

The readers comments just add a NASTY cherry on top of the "Makes-me-puke-cake".

As much as I LOVE the Valentines, doesn't mean I will blindly accept anything. This story is insulting to the characters and people giving it praise because it's about Yan???!!!

Gee, there's a great reason to leave a positive review. *rolls eyes*

This story is so bad makes me wish for the Valentine Sueauthor to re-post her crappy fic (that one didn't make me long for a hot shower and Comet).

Well, looks like I'll be reviewing this for the brand-new and I-just-joined-tonight hellsing_sues.

Maybe doing that will make the dirty feeling go away I hope.

Comments

[dreadnot.livejournal.com]

Oh why! Why did I click the link? That was mind-blowingly bad.

[zimon66]

Now you know how I feel:(

If there's anything worse than a Sue/Stu it's when a writer hops into a existing character and turns them into a Sue/Stu.

Poor Yan, poor Seras - they're both being riden by a uncaring writer who obviously just wants to get her jollies and in a very sick way.

Rape erotica has to be handled very carefully and this person is not doing that - Thank the Gods this isn't over on aff.net or it would be so much more graphic and icky.

At least Luke escaped injury (so far), he's only OCC.

[sir-hellsing.livejournal.com]

Rape erotica has to be handled very carefully and this person is not doing that

Or not make it to be hot but for drama/tragedy. Not erotica, per se. ;)

[zimon66]

Not in this person's case - it's suppose to be a "turn-on only" and forget everybody feelings in the story.

Just HATE to think, after reading Seras's virgintiy bit, what sick little turn this sick story is going to take - oh what, she's going to love it???!!!

Read the girl's bio - only 15 and has a boyfriend. Why is she writing such awful stuff???!!!

[cpt-kraut.livejournal.com]

I blame the Religious Right.

[cpt-kraut.livejournal.com]

I´ve given up on doujinshi-scans by now. ;)

[zimon66]

Going to put "Not a Bomb!!! - Scans from Zimon" in the subject header from now on so you know not to get delete happy with emails.

[q-slash.livejournal.com]

...I didn't find it that bad. It wasn't Shakespear, but I've rea much worse. A bit ooc, but hell, I've written Yan Non-con on more then one occasion. Now I'm curious, either It's ok when I do it for some reason, which is hypochritical, I'm actually a 'good' writer, or no one said anything cause of the subject material, which I think is the most likely.

[zimon66]

It's clear you're doing a AU IxYV piece and do show a certain amount of respect to the characters.

This girl has little if any respect for the characters, she just wants to publically masturbate via Hellsing and get heaps load of mindless praise for it.

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

Those aren't the Valentine brothers! Those are the "Valentine" brothers as you can see by that mistake in the fic! Thank god for that! WTF NO

[mercurychaos]

I'm trying to think of some sort of construstive criticism that i can put in my review, so it won't be a flame... but I can't think of anything. Not matter what she does to it, it will still make me want to go scrub my eyes with drain cleaner.

[mercurychaos]

Ok, after much staring at the screen, I came up with something:
"I'm trying to think of some way you could improve this fic, some constructive criticism... and it's tricky. As it is now, this fic makes me want to scrub my eyes with drain cleaner.
You've exxagerated Jan's personality to an unacceptable level; he's almost not the same character. You could also use a beta reader: a lot of the sentences could be reworked to read better, and then there's the fact that you don't seem to know how to swear effectively (can't just throw a "fuck" in every sentence and expect it sound like Jan; even HE doesn't talk like that. Show some variety.)
As for the ending... you're going to have to be very careful with this one. This kind of fic has to be particularly well-written, otherwise it's just porn."
She's probably going to flame my author page... but I don't really care. I couldn't stand to see nothing but positive feedback for that... thing.

[zimon66]

It's a SAD piece of work - this girl is only 15 years old, is writing a twisted rape fantasy, riding around inside one of the characters and OCCing big time the others to make ridden character look superior over any and everything.

[bo0do0.livejournal.com]

no writing-up Valentine Brothers background for bo0do0 for us to work-off of in rpg_hellsing (I'm so SORRY about that. Promise I WILL work on it this week and have it ready sometime this weekend.)

Don't worry about it brothah. (XD) I can wait :D. Take your time.