It lives..........

[zimon66]

This is not so much about me (being offline for a few days) as the couch which I've discovered to be a leech sucking away my energy.

Seriously considering driving a stake thru it, but where???!!! Furniture isn't known to have vital organs.

Could haul it outside and touch the monster but fire department might not be too thrilled about that.

Going to avoid sitting on it when tired - fed-up with falling asleep only to awake feeling just as exhausted as before.

Count Couch will no longer have me as a easy food source!!!

Comments

[ko0lchiki.livejournal.com]

You know, I have that exact same problem. >_

[sir-hellsing.livejournal.com]

WB to netland.

[vroom.livejournal.com]

I was wondering where you were!

Do not sit on that evil couch again, whatever you do!

[of-salfarro.livejournal.com]

you tell that couch!!

[krymsnengyle.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean about evil couches. We have this reaaally comfy one in my living room, and whenever I lie down on it to wait for something-or-other, I end up passing out.