ARGH, my eyes, my mind, oh the horror!!!

[zimon66]

First off, to all of you - Hello, how are you, if you haven't gotten a reply to any comments you've left in the last couple of posts it's because I hate your guts - LOL!!!

Nobody said only mr_mitts could show love via insults - LOL!!!

Seriously, I get sidetrack sometimes.

Anyway, on to far more and HORRIBLE things, like this damn Hellsing fanfic I made the terrible mistake of reading today.

I have read bad fanfics before, but NEVER anything that sucked so bad, yes I was saying "What the Hell" and that title suits it well. The dogs, tentcles and Alucard didn't deserve this, they should all pony-up with lawyers and sue for "extreme emotional distress caused by badly done erotica"

Even more shocking is that this "little talent" got this jazz past "FanFic.Net", for now. Ten bucks says as soon as ff.net gets wind of this story's plot - DELETE!!!

Read if you dare -
What the hell

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[xandria.livejournal.com]

OMG... did you read all of that? After being bored, I skimmed a bit more, discovered major OOCness and then when I felt the urge to retch I had to click away.

*toddles off to scrub brain*

[zimon66]

My brain started to short-out right about when the hellhounds (poor things) came into the picture, it's all just a bad dream after that.

The sex was so badly written, it should have been "exciting/turn-on/makes you wet" not "LOOK EVERYBODY I WROTE SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY!!!"

Cheap and childish!!!